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   messageicon My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
←Rate | 06-12-2011 14:36 by Dunno Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blanket on .. too hot. Blanket off .. too cold, one leg out? PERFECT!
←Rate | 06-01-2011 16:59 by Dunno Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can you tell when a woman is having a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarettes. 
←Rate | 04-07-2011 12:25 by Dunno Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've lost my mind! But that's okay, as sick as it is it won't get far!
←Rate | 03-01-2011 08:07 by Dunno Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just bought some new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said to remove the top and push up bottom. My butt hurts now but every time I fart the room smells awesome. 
←Rate | 02-27-2011 09:27 by Dunno Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish McDonalds sold a hot dog so I could walk in and order a McWeiner and then ask for it to be supersized
←Rate | 02-18-2011 00:07 by dunno Comments (0)  


   messageicon Helmet strapped down, crayons sharpened, it's going to be a great day!
←Rate | 01-26-2011 17:36 by Dunno Comments (0)  


   messageicon My cuzn's baby's daddy's lil bruda's bes fren's uncle's x-wife's boyfren's mama's awnt's nexdoe neigba's susta in law said tell you Mur Cripmus!
←Rate | 12-15-2010 12:32 by Dunno Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 08:41 by dunno Comments (0)  


   messageicon Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
←Rate | 11-23-2010 08:12 by Dunno Comments (0)  



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