bego Funny Status Messages

   Imagine surviving Covid19 then China releases Covid19S Plus Pro

   Remember laughing at Michael Jackson wearing mask and gloves. Now you all out here looking like you wanna be starting something.

   Just saw my auto insurance agent use a calculator to calculate 2017-2013 to show me it's been 4 years......... time for a new insurance company. 😅

   See what happens when you name a hurricane after a man! He won't ask directions, wanders around lost, leaves a mess and doesn't clean up after himself!

   Hey UNITED, my ex is flying from Atlanta to San Antonio, flight 2145 row 12, seat D. Do your thing

   All voicemails from my Dad start with "HELLO! HELLO!" and end with him trying to dial another number.

   Most girls will spend Valentine's day alone because their boyfriends will be with their wives

   "When we went to Mexico, he didn't even bring up the "wall" he choked!" -Hillary

   A snake can shed its skin, but it will always be a snake. Remember that before allowing people back into your life.

   Remember fellas, no matter how good or so hot she looks, and yet she's single it most likely means someone got tired of putting up with her B.S.