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   messageicon If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 07:13 by abel254 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you are not looking at it, this sentence is in Spanish.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:58 by abel254 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:43 by abel254 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insanity is hereditary ... you get it from your kids.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:30 by abel254 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not breaking the rules ... I'm just testing their elasticity.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:23 by abel254 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beware! I'm armed and have pre-menstrual tension!
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:07 by abel254 Comments (0)  


   messageicon law of averages:The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:05 by abel254 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
←Rate | 05-02-2010 06:04 by abel254 Comments (0)  


   messageicon stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
←Rate | 04-23-2010 16:09 by abel254 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what are the bumps around a womans nipples for?it's braille for "suck here"
←Rate | 04-23-2010 08:17 by Abel254 Comments (0)  



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