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   messageicon Advice for those people who want to discuss politics tomorrow at the dinner table... Just don't
←Rate | 12-24-2018 22:06 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon My parents have been attending their own personal Ugly Christmas Sweater Party every holiday season since 1985.
←Rate | 12-15-2018 14:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it
←Rate | 12-15-2018 14:07 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any tree can be a Christmas tree if you yell at your family around it.
←Rate | 12-15-2018 13:51 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have yourself a merry little christmas sounds pretty condescending - Jennifer Lopez
←Rate | 12-15-2018 13:50 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I overheard that ABC is not cancelling Roseanne but is seamlessly going to replace Roseanne with Danny Devito
←Rate | 06-04-2018 11:29 by Zinc Comments (1)  


   messageicon Do jews celebrate labor day or do they gotta be different like usual
←Rate | 08-29-2017 23:42 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon After today there will be two kinds of people in this world: people who saw the eclipse, and people I want to talk to at parties @cbquist
←Rate | 08-21-2017 23:31 by zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is the big deal about Cinco De Mayo. I've been drinking my ass off Everydayo of Mayo.
←Rate | 05-03-2017 18:29 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.
←Rate | 05-03-2017 18:26 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Cinco de Mayo, let's party like Mexican rock stars if they existed.
←Rate | 05-03-2017 18:25 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to celebrate Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell. i
←Rate | 05-03-2017 18:25 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s May 4 soon, the one day of the year when Star Wars fans celebrate being able to use quite possibly the best pun in the world: “May the Fourth be with you”.
←Rate | 05-01-2017 17:01 by Zinc Comments (2)  


   messageicon Some people say marijuana makes you dumb, but I smoke all the time and my IQ is 420.
←Rate | 04-19-2017 23:15 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed and that is pretty close.
←Rate | 04-18-2017 22:52 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon High people catch other high people.. they catch stuff other people don't
←Rate | 04-18-2017 22:44 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon There have been only two authentic geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare. — Tallulah Bankhead
←Rate | 04-04-2017 10:46 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon There’s no such thing as a non-terrifying Easter bunny costume.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:13 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon One time in 6th grade me and my friend got to an Easter egg hunt early and switched all the candy in the eggs with mustard and ketchup.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh good YouPorn put up all their Easter themed porn.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  



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