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   messageicon I'm so happy college football is back. Where else can one enjoy such blatant one sidedness and win money on the outcome?
←Rate | 09-03-2022 11:11 by Zenith-Nadir Comments (0)  


   messageicon I cried because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet. Then he met a man who had no legs. Then he met a man who had no brain. And that ended right there with Joe Biden.
←Rate | 07-05-2022 09:08 by Zenith-Nadir Comments (0)  


   messageicon The dating pool nowadays could use a little chlorine.
←Rate | 06-08-2022 10:09 by Zenith-Nadir Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vegans have an issue with killing animals, but are a-ok when it comes to abortion.
←Rate | 05-25-2022 14:17 by Zenith-Nadir Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please be careful. You may have Monkeypox and not realize it. You could be a-chimptomatic.
←Rate | 05-25-2022 12:17 by Zenith-Nadir Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was young I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I'm no longer young.
←Rate | 05-23-2022 22:49 by Zenith-Nadir Comments (0)  


   messageicon I might not be the dumbest guy in the world... (well, as long as he stays alive.)
←Rate | 05-15-2022 09:34 by Zenith-Nadir Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're in a restaurant waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?
←Rate | 05-08-2022 07:41 by Zenith-Nadir Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a swimmer's body: A whale.
←Rate | 02-17-2022 08:35 by Zenith-Nadir Comments (0)  


   messageicon Singer Meat Loaf has died. He will be cremated at 375° for 1 hour. His ashes will be mixed with mashed potatoes, gravy and green beans.
←Rate | 01-21-2022 06:35 by Zenith-Nadir Comments (0)  



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