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   messageicon The Left wants everything in the world to be electric or run on batteries? Start with the border wall!
←Rate | 01-26-2024 17:18 by X Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going back to your ex is like reheating McDonald’s fries
←Rate | 06-02-2019 10:34 by X Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that.
←Rate | 03-05-2017 18:16 by X Comments (0)  


   messageicon My legs have decided to take part in 'no shave November'... By the looks of things they started in September.
←Rate | 11-02-2015 02:33 by X Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can we stop with all the stupid religion posts?! So you guys have differing opinions.. GREAT! Take it somewhere else-
←Rate | 04-20-2014 04:03 by x Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes... when I'm bored, I lay on the kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb (o O)
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:52 by X Comments (0)  


   messageicon 76 Chinese Medals... imprint on back ....Made in China... Coincidence...I think NOT!
←Rate | 08-08-2012 16:46 by X Comments (0)  


   messageicon starin at a fluorescent light Above him watchin the dust bunny fall like snow.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 19:35 by X Comments (0)  


   messageicon In preparation for 2012, I am building an Ark. I am going to to need two of everything, Two Blonds, Two Brunettes and Two Redheads.
←Rate | 10-11-2010 16:19 by x Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Look, there's a difference between 'ninja' and 'ninjer'."
←Rate | 07-16-2010 20:54 by X Comments (0)  



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