Uncle Bubba Funny Status Messages

   How do Amish girls know if it's a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one #DeepThoughts

   You all have heard of Murphy's Law right?.....It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong....But have you heard of Cole's Law?...It's shredded cabbage.

   How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?..........Mark Sanchez

   The night before the 1st day of school is just like Christmas Eve for parents

   There is an American Olympic diver named "Steele Johnson". He could have a great job in adult films with that name...

   Melania has responded: "These accusations of plagiarism are not only hurtful to me, but are hurtful to my children Sasha and Malia"

   If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

   The fact that there is a "Highway to Hell" and only a "Stairway to Heaven" says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers...

   How great will it be when Trump steps up to the podium after accepting the Republican nomination and says "Live from New York, it's Saturday night"....

   My wife looks super hot without glasses. That’s why I stopped wearing them.