Tazor Funny Status Messages

   Sssshhhh....you had me at McDouble..

   people are so stupid now a days....I am now describing myself as having uncommon sense

   You can't have at(tit)ude without the tit

   bums would prob do better recyclin their shoppin carts instead of cans

   jus saw a midget pushin a shopping cart.. every item they put in their basket was a slam dunk

   straddling the bowling ball return, pretending I'm laying eggs

   be careful when threat textin, jus told someone who owed me money I was gonna eat their ass if I didnt get it back

   girlscouts suck! I ate like 20 boxes of thin mints and I'm not any thinner

   to my cheating ass friend...message me, cuz I'm friends with your wife too

   uh...to the person who asked for the alibi...your on your own pal...