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   messageicon Justin Bieber's perfume smells like Bubble gum and shame
←Rate | 05-10-2012 17:16 by tanner Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Wizard of Oz is 70 years old. Today, if Dorothy were to encounter men with no brains, no hearts, and no balls, she wouldn't be in Oz. She would be in congress
←Rate | 08-17-2011 06:19 by Tanner Comments (1)  

   messageicon Walmart: Because going to Target requires a shower
←Rate | 06-30-2011 06:24 by Tanner Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the world ends tomarrow like they say I'm just glad I maxed out my credit cards.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 16:25 by tanner Comments (0)  

   messageicon Does anyone besides me think the new Olympic Mascots resemble sex toys?????
←Rate | 05-20-2010 07:22 by tanner Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was in Walmart the other day and noticed they had some Obama Christmas tree decorations for sale...I guess they figure it's okay to hang a black man from a tree now.......
←Rate | 05-08-2010 09:55 by Tanner Comments (2)  

   messageicon Heard on the news, while hunting for Easter eggs the kids found a body, can you imagine nexy year when mom says come on lets see what the Easter Bunny brought you. I Picture kids screaming and crying, hell I would peobaly never celebrate Easter agian.
←Rate | 04-04-2010 15:21 by Tanner Comments (0)  


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