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   messageicon I can read Spanish, Chinese, Russian and Italian. As long as it's written in english.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 06:28 by Spidey Man Comments (0)  


   messageicon Children shouldn't be allowed to watch symphonies or big bands on T.V. There is too much sax and violins. It can only lead to Treble.
←Rate | 12-04-2011 21:29 by Spidey Man Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all spend our lives looking for the weaknesses in each other forgetting that it's our strengths that define who we truly are.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 16:31 by Spidey man Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every since he started "CHECKING IN" on Facebook, Waldo hasn't been that hard to find.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 20:18 by Spidey Man Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earthquakes, The number 1 cause of all Facebook updates.
←Rate | 08-23-2011 14:05 by Spidey Man Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was born with a rare disease. It's the one where your heart doesn't grow on the left side of your chest but on the right side sleeve of your shirt.
←Rate | 08-06-2011 22:03 by spidey man Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm done looking for love, When it's ready...it can come find me.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 00:44 by spidey man Comments (0)  


   messageicon I say "DUDE" right before I say something moderately important.
←Rate | 05-29-2011 22:07 by spidey man Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to be the first person to walk on the sun... I know what ur thinking an I've got it all figured out... I'm going at night.
←Rate | 05-10-2011 18:24 by Spidey Man Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like Charlie Sheen...I'm doing lines of code off the <table>
←Rate | 03-12-2011 20:33 by spidey man Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may wear my heart on my sleeve but I'm changing that shirt soon.
←Rate | 01-24-2011 22:12 by spidey man Comments (0)  


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