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   messageicon My friend told me Alan Rickman had died. I said "You're joking?". She replied "Nope. Dead Sirius."
←Rate | 01-14-2016 17:16 by RikkiSowtz Comments (1)  


   messageicon How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl + S
←Rate | 10-27-2015 19:04 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenever I see a can of Glen 20, I think to myself "do you reckon that's Ben 10's older brother?" Then I laugh. And wonder how other people put up with me.
←Rate | 10-16-2015 01:20 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap? Hells Bells! I must say, I'm Thunderstruck. I know it's a Long Way To The Top, and if You Want Blood, you'd better Shoot To Thrill with a Big Gun, but still he must have some Big Balls. I guess Money Talks...
←Rate | 11-05-2014 23:25 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon To this day, the girl who used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, she makes great Subway sandwiches
←Rate | 05-01-2014 02:37 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Tom Clancy - Dead at 66". I've not read that one, do hope it's as good as his other books
←Rate | 10-04-2013 00:07 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tony Abbott as self appointed Minister for Women's Affairs? “I felt a great disturbance in the Force; as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced”.
←Rate | 09-20-2013 00:35 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a bustle in my hedgerow; what do I do?! - feeling alarmed
←Rate | 08-23-2013 21:34 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon pretty excited about the recent discovery of the Higgs Boston or God particle... I could be wrong, but if my calculations are correct, this means 'Mass Effect' IRL!!!?
←Rate | 07-04-2012 22:24 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pick up line of the day: Hey, did you know that girls can't touch their elbows together? (works best with women wearing low-cut shirts)
←Rate | 05-31-2011 01:56 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  



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