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   messageicon The BIG difference between men and women is that women will complain if they switched genders while men will appreciate the opportunity!
←Rate | 01-24-2012 02:47 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been told I have a face for Photoshop.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 10:07 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if all hot girls go through life believing that everyone is being genuinely nice to them all the time.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 10:06 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got this great new calorie counting app. Each day I go for a new high score.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 10:06 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woke up with a smile after noticing I have as many NBA rings as LeBron.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 10:03 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:57 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a genie were to give me 3 wishes... goodbye Kardashians!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:56 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease and irritate each other, knock each other down, but can't live without each other.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 16:51 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 10:55 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it's about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city
←Rate | 05-23-2011 10:48 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  



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