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   messageicon Iranian Presdient Hassan Rouhani thinks he can have his Yellowcake and eat it too!!!
←Rate | 10-01-2013 12:46 by PostMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens when the government shuts down? Obama will stop getting free watermelon?
←Rate | 09-30-2013 23:23 by PostMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Abby My husband underwent a psych evaluation at work It said he was a compulsive eater. Should I be worried? He's a gynecologist
←Rate | 09-12-2013 14:13 by PostMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apple announced a new iPhone that doesn't work even better than the last iPhone didn't work!
←Rate | 09-10-2013 18:03 by PostMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Building credibility on Facebook is like having sex with a blow up doll and telling people you get laid all the time!
←Rate | 09-04-2013 13:39 by PostMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1999, people said "Britney Spears is a bad role model for young girls." 2013 the young girls are grown up. Their name is Miley Cyrus.
←Rate | 08-28-2013 19:34 by PostMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad MTV has shows like Teen Mom 3 so girls have good role models besides Miley.
←Rate | 08-26-2013 22:11 by PostMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!
←Rate | 08-20-2013 14:38 by PostMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hitting the lotto is a sure way to stop hating on Mondays...
←Rate | 08-20-2013 10:48 by PostMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how many lives you have in Candy Crush, you'll still never get your own back.
←Rate | 08-13-2013 13:43 by PostMan Comments (0)  



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