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   messageicon Weekly I confine my exercises to jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck. I have already lost at least 3 friends....
←Rate | 08-11-2015 19:51 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: The Groundhog is wanted in 25 states stretching from the east coast!~
←Rate | 02-22-2015 17:26 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A couple got married at a Mental Institution recently ..kind of crazy?
←Rate | 02-11-2015 23:51 by oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When are Levi's going away with "Shrink to Fit jeans" to my style..."Stretched to Fit"?
←Rate | 01-27-2015 20:09 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon BORED so Pretending to water my fake plants.....
←Rate | 01-14-2015 20:25 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think America will get so LAZY that we will have "Spray on pants."
←Rate | 01-14-2015 20:25 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have the new Weight Watchers fridge...At midnight my fridge no longer lights up inside. My Flashlight is also out of batteries!~~THE END TO MIDNIGHT SNACKS!~
←Rate | 01-14-2015 20:16 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss the old days when everyone had the same RING tone.
←Rate | 12-27-2014 01:20 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon To see my family over the holidays I have an appointment book. Just so there is no fender benders.......
←Rate | 12-21-2014 18:19 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey let me give a gift that will take a week to put together. I have included the manual and a DVD....Have Fun
←Rate | 12-21-2014 18:19 by Oregon Comments (0)  



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