NJS Funny Status Messages

   apparently there is a limit to how long you can wait to exhale ♥ rip whitney houston

   What concert ticket costs 0.45 cents? .... 50 cent Feat. Nickleback....

   There is one vision that gives me constant happiness, your two enormous breasts

   God created sex. Priests created marriage

   2012 doesn't mean the end of the world. It just means its time to buy a new Mayan calendar...that's how a f*cking calendar works. It ends.

   I had my family tree done… turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

   Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades.

   Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day when they are lying in hospitals, dying of nothing

   If I was the richest person in the world...I'd trade it all in for a little more.

   You say I'm afraid of commitment, but maybe it's you that's afraid of total uncertainty.