NB Funny Status Messages

   I always thought someone coughing all day got right on my nerves. It appears I was wrong, it's actually someone sniffing

   The person that thinks they're always right is the one person you want to be always wrong

   Yesterday the weather was cold and miserable. Today it's sunny and hot. Global warming you've got to love it

   Some people think the world absolutely revolves around them. Not once have they asked how my day is going

   I can't decide if the new guy is a really nice helpful kind guy or if he's a creepy serial killer type.It's such a fine line sometimes

   Jobs of your boss: 5% to pay your wages. 95% to annoy the hell out of you

   I hate the expression "Is it just me or...." Of course it's just you or I'd have said it as well

   My boss just said can you come in my office. It turns out we meant different things

   Shakira attacked by a Sea Lion.. early reports show that it could attack again whenever, wherever

   Roses are Red,Violets are blue, My knobs in your mouth, best you don't chew