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   messageicon Our society views heroine and alcohol overdose as a tragic accident, I call that suicide accomplished...
←Rate | 07-17-2013 12:05 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are for two people, but some people just don't know how to count...
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:14 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pregnancy- The number 1 cause of arranged marriages
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:10 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:09 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes sex drive by 95% - it's called Wedding Cake
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:08 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a cooking show, it would be called Do You Smell Something Burning?
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:02 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am willing to promise my kids anything just so they go away for a while. I learned that trick from the government.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 11:45 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently "A meal for two with a terrible view" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 13:36 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody
←Rate | 05-23-2012 12:35 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not really marriage material... since I still have hopes and dreams.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 12:30 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 12:24 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Despite the cost of living, it's still popular!
←Rate | 05-23-2012 12:22 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are
←Rate | 05-23-2012 11:47 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon S.I.N.G.L.E. = (S)tress (I)s (N)ow (G)one (L)ife's (E)asier
←Rate | 03-28-2012 13:44 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey I was just talking about you. Well, not about you specifically -- about Whores and hypocrisy.
←Rate | 03-28-2012 13:43 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "WANTED" - Meaningful Overnight Relationship, please inbox for details......
←Rate | 03-28-2012 13:42 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon A guy fills his Blow-up doll with Helium by accident. Now the b*tch is playing hard to get
←Rate | 03-28-2012 13:37 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm great in bed, I can sleep for days!
←Rate | 03-28-2012 12:22 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon torn between the options of a two hour walk or a two hour bath...
←Rate | 03-28-2012 12:19 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopes her status is now fixed so she can back to her false reality that she is popular;)
←Rate | 03-28-2012 12:01 by Missy Comments (0)  


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