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   messageicon If Monday was a person it would be a fat ginger girl who likes horses and tells the teacher when you cheat.
←Rate | 09-09-2013 13:37 by Memz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't judge me for being materialistic until you've walked a mile in my fantastic Gucci suede shoes.
←Rate | 12-27-2012 16:58 by Memz Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, no, no. I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
←Rate | 07-11-2012 15:51 by Memz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you wish people could be like money? So you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and which are real?
←Rate | 03-15-2012 10:20 by Memz Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's snowing in East London at the moment...First white thing I've seen all day.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 16:19 by Memz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember 2011 like it was yesterday
←Rate | 01-01-2012 05:45 by Memz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to Facebook Timeline....Ended at midnight 31 December 2011
←Rate | 01-01-2012 05:22 by Memz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, I would like a thin body and a fat bank account. Don't mix it up this year!
←Rate | 12-24-2011 10:51 by Memz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some woman has just said to me... Oh it's the last day of November, are you going to be shaving your tash"... No darling I'm keeping it, what about yours ?
←Rate | 11-30-2011 12:19 by Memz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The kids are gonna be shtting themselves after trick or treating at my house tonight......Chocolate laxatives are the best.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 16:29 by Memz Comments (0)  



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