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   messageicon I'll never delete another email again. Just Twitter.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 03:37 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook live exposing sh*tty cellphones 2015
←Rate | 10-08-2016 09:59 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's my birthday!! These crazy woman sending me all these flowers it look like a funeral up in here
←Rate | 06-15-2015 10:58 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon The girl on the flyer is never at the club.
←Rate | 04-04-2015 18:48 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when people comment on my winter weather from warm climates... "It's 80 here" and your inside on the Internet? Losers always lose
←Rate | 03-31-2015 19:44 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies walk the dog don't let the dog walk you
←Rate | 10-23-2014 18:03 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life's great I'm just missing that significant other
←Rate | 10-23-2014 17:59 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon In order to make change in your life you have to be sick and tired of being sick and tired
←Rate | 10-20-2014 17:23 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never lose sleep over my enemies its my friends that keep me awake.
←Rate | 10-19-2014 08:51 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon a little shake .. a little tingle.. a little shake.. a little tingle.
←Rate | 06-20-2014 17:58 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fathers day + My Birthday.. now thats what I call Sonday
←Rate | 06-14-2014 11:32 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think she's hot?you should of seen the one that got away.
←Rate | 05-21-2014 19:50 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pro tip: the kids run around a little longer of you forget to hide the eggs
←Rate | 04-18-2014 16:05 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twitter is the gym membership of the internet
←Rate | 04-18-2014 16:02 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait for all the life long residents in NY to see snow for the first time.
←Rate | 02-13-2014 01:03 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need a full body the selfie movement ain't doin it for me lady's
←Rate | 01-23-2014 11:52 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Starting the year off right!! Fried chicken, French fries more fried chicken and a fried gym membership.
←Rate | 01-05-2014 20:15 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cosby Show Fact: Sandra and Elvans Children were named after Winnie and Nelson Mandela. #RIP
←Rate | 12-05-2013 17:17 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who needs the NFL Ticket when you have Facebook?
←Rate | 11-25-2013 01:43 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon God never gives you anything you can't handle and apparently he thinks I can handle a hell of alot.
←Rate | 09-05-2013 15:12 by L Comments (0)  


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