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   messageicon They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.
←Rate | 03-20-2014 17:12 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Been almost ten years single. A friend asked if I masturbated a lot. I said no, I don't want to get dust all over the place.
←Rate | 12-23-2013 05:44 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like to thank all the people who let me know it was snowing today, like I'm some clueless idiot.
←Rate | 12-02-2013 19:07 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dammit! I tried, I really tried, but Monday still found me.
←Rate | 08-05-2013 08:07 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what the big deal is about Cinco De Mayo, Heck my Grandma can beat the French
←Rate | 05-05-2013 15:21 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet it's confusing for gays with walk-in closets. You're in, you're out, you're in, you're out.
←Rate | 05-01-2013 20:32 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I get a million likes on Facebook......not a damn thing will change.
←Rate | 04-27-2013 17:44 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
←Rate | 04-15-2013 14:52 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say if you have a fear of spiders you are more likely to find one in your bedroom..............I'm really afraid of Mila Kunis.
←Rate | 04-10-2013 11:13 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon BBC: North Korea's Kim Jong Un threatening nuclear attack against US. CNN: North Korea may be a nuclear threat. Fox News: Obama causing problems with North Korea
←Rate | 04-09-2013 07:35 by K-Mac Comments (0)  



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