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   messageicon Purell better be working on a combination sanitizer, and murder hornet repellent.
←Rate | 05-09-2020 16:49 by JohnY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll start worrying about a virus just as soon as the Germans make one. Nothing made in China is going to put me down.
←Rate | 03-09-2020 12:30 by JohnY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not setting a bad example...I am the perfect example of what not to do!
←Rate | 02-24-2020 15:04 by JohnY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can read this, you're going to be pretty disappointed in what I "got you" for christmas.
←Rate | 12-25-2019 11:30 by JohnY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I only buy extra virgin olive oil...Because I don't know where those other oils have been.
←Rate | 05-03-2019 14:15 by JohnY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got done knockin boots! Alright fine, I just used a broom to brush the snow off of my sandals...
←Rate | 02-17-2019 17:22 by JohnY Comments (3)  


   messageicon If you see me drinking "coffee" from a insulated tumbler in public, then you don't know me very well.
←Rate | 12-20-2018 13:52 by JohnY Comments (2)  


   messageicon You never hear anything about the women from Nantucket. I wonder what they are like...
←Rate | 08-17-2018 13:38 by JohnY Comments (1)  


   messageicon I mean really though...Why wash cups when you can just drink out of the jug?
←Rate | 04-30-2018 13:48 by JohnY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've come to the conclusion that the things I most desire in life are illegal, very expensive, fattening, bad for my health, too young for me, or married to someone else.
←Rate | 04-19-2018 14:43 by JohnY Comments (0)  



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