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X says Note to all my FB Friends: As we all know, the end of the world will be tomorrow. So with that being said.... I think you are all a bunch of idiots!
X is Roethlisberger is still out?.... Man, mace must last longer than I thought...
X i only pay my cell phone bill when they disconnect my phone.....
X I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.
X is a new report found that Facebook greatly reduces people's attention thingys whatever
X is alone with the kids for the weekend. I have 18 hours of Pixar movies and a squirt gun full of high-fructose corn syrup. Should be fine.
X seems to care less about trees when I'm drying my hands in a public bathroom.
X is Sometimes I like to send a text un purpose to the wrong person to see their reaction
X 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother George. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's George.
X is Its a stank fishy smell in the air...the prostitutes must be overheating
X says Women, you can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up!!!
X is "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."
X Breaking: French warplanes engaging Libyan air force. Related: France surrenders to Libya.
X Why is Germany sitting out the no-fly Zone? Uh, history of losing in N. Africa?
X says statistics show that 1 out of 20 of us live next door to a conivcted pedophile, not me though, I live next to two stunning 16 year olds.
X says , "so let me get this straight. Sex and the City is about three hookers and their mom?".
X says treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
X is a Japanese Atheist. He doesn't believe in Godzilla.
X has come to the conclusion, that boxer briefs are like a bra for my balls
X says today, when I asked my dad why wedding dresses are white, he replied; "son, all household appliances come in white".