JMc Funny Status Messages

   In other news the country is headed for a drastic warm spell tonight because of all the hot air pouring from Obamas mouth.

   There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom..

   If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God, did Mary have a little lamb?

   Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you're doing anything with your life today.

   If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

   anyone going to tell America's funniest videos about YouTube?

   My wife and I are pretty upset. It looks like someone broke in and surfed porn on my computer. They didn't touch anything else, so that's good.

   I used to make fun of my dog for barking at dogs on TV until I caught myself in the car pulling over for a siren on the radio.

   I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas.

   The people who whine about cell phones don't remember how much pointless staring at people there was in the 1990s.