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   messageicon You ever had garbage in one hand but you accidentally throw out the thing that you want in your other hand? LOL. Anyways, the baby's ok.
←Rate | 01-23-2013 12:47 by Jack Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think 7 yrs is bad luck for breaking a mirror, try a broken condom!
←Rate | 10-14-2012 10:32 by Jack Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.
←Rate | 10-14-2012 09:48 by Jack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Ladies, If he calls you at 3:00AM…no offense, but you probably weren't first on the list.
←Rate | 09-23-2012 12:17 by Jack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won.
←Rate | 08-08-2012 15:53 by Jack Comments (1)  


   messageicon boobbies make me happy click if you like boobbies, say it boobies
←Rate | 05-24-2011 06:55 by jack Comments (0)  


   messageicon discovered last weekend that if you play a Justin Biber album backwards, you hear satanic messages. What's even worse is, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Biber
←Rate | 01-28-2011 16:54 by jack Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you open a big bag of cotton balls, is the top one ment to be trown away?
←Rate | 01-28-2011 14:03 by jack Comments (0)  


   messageicon discovered today that goldfish do not like jello.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 13:59 by jack Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. ....Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 16:33 by jack Comments (0)  



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