HotTea Funny Status Messages

   Somebody clearly missed the opportunity of a lifetime when they called the game Mario Kart instead of Mario Speedwagon.

   I wish there were private counselors who would meet you at a chipotle and let you pour your heart out while you stuff your face.

   In my future defense, I was not running from the cops, I was running from the cameras

   Happy National Day of Predation.

   I've I heard people want to boycott Beauty and the Beast because there's a gay character in it. It's okay for a teenage girl to fall in love with a rabid, hairy dog, but you can't have a gay person in a movie?

   I feel a disturbance in the Force. RIP Carrie Fisher.

   An Asian in charge of Transportation? That's like putting a fox in charge of a hen house.

   There are Pumas wearing shirts with Usain Bolt's likeness on them.

   eports now surfacing that there was a brief conflict between Charles and Donald about who is in charge.

   It's 4/20, remember to leave out milk and cookies for Snoop Dogg!