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   messageicon Gas is so cheap now that Porter Ranch is giving it away!
←Rate | 01-21-2016 12:11 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon My money is on Sacha Baron Cohen playing Dzhokhar Tsarnaev in the biopic.
←Rate | 04-20-2013 00:08 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of drinking beer today I'm drinking wine, because I have a cold and wine has vitamin C.
←Rate | 02-17-2013 12:36 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon It turns out Muse is more than Musicians United for Safe Energy. It's an okay band too!
←Rate | 02-13-2013 01:23 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not even a gun range has enough good guys with a gun to stop one bad guy with a gun!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 17:00 by Hot Tea Comments (2)  


   messageicon I'll start to believe video games cause people to be violent when I see someone get arrested for killing a pig by slingshotting a bird at it.
←Rate | 01-07-2013 00:18 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me insensitive but I'm going ahead and declaring Art Modell's passing as the Browns first win this season. 1-0 baby!
←Rate | 09-07-2012 02:02 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about you, but I can't wait to be ashamed about what I do this weekend.
←Rate | 08-17-2012 18:14 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you say Jesus backwards it sounds just like "sausage."
←Rate | 04-20-2012 18:36 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon FOUND: IPod Touch 4G, 32GB, white. Must be able to match the naked pics I found in the photos.
←Rate | 03-02-2012 20:49 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  



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