Gee Funny Status Messages

   With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.

   Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me..

   Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?

   Old songs = Best memories

   I am paranoid with an inferiority complex.. I fear that no one is following me..

   Am I the only one who's never seen a pizza delivery girl??

   “I never said she stole my money” has 7 different meanings depending on the word you stress...

   You use Google every day but I bet you can't remember the order of the colors

   if I stop using smileys , dude you're in trouble

   i hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan...