Gary Funny Status Messages

   Marriage tip #2: If your wife is acting kind of tired, to help her out, you can make her a to-do list. And when you give it to her, she will be thankful that you did all the thinking work for her.

   "What the h*ll is wrong with you, if I wanted a loser I would have married Tony Romo" ~ Giselle to Tom probably

   The difference between Republican and Democrat is the difference between Gonorrhea and syphilis ..ENJOY !!!

   So we gain a Kardashian but lose Tony Soprano ? Lifes exchange rate just took a dip ....

   I'll never be able to run for President because of what I did for a Klondike Bar.

   I'll never be able to run for President because of what I did for a Klondike Bar.

   The noblest of dogs of all dogs is the hot dog , It feeds the hand that bites it !!

   Just remembering some of my elementary school days and chuckled when I remembered how sitting “boy, girl, boy, girl” used to be a punishment.

   I stopped by the apple store and used their bathroom .. iPeed

   Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that .