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   messageicon Don’t send me the 1 pic you liked lemme see the hundred you didn’t like
←Rate | 07-04-2018 21:44 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon gettin extra faded in honor of mini me
←Rate | 04-22-2018 19:14 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whether you order a six-inch or a foot- long, both you and your sandwich artist are thinking about diks for at least a second...
←Rate | 03-17-2018 18:29 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Like if you ever got charged for not rewinding a VHF tape
←Rate | 03-08-2018 17:34 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shout Out to the Kids in the Projects that left some Milk & Cookies out for Santa but the Roaches got 2 it first.
←Rate | 12-25-2016 13:40 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Respect cost you nothing.....but disrespect can cost you your mfn life
←Rate | 01-18-2015 21:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Chick called the cops on me cause she opened her closet and I handed her a shirt. This why chivalry is dead
←Rate | 01-07-2015 10:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Fathers Day 2mmrw... Ladies plz don't start bashing the whole male species! If ya baby daddy ain't sh*t, you picked him!
←Rate | 06-14-2014 18:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014
←Rate | 02-21-2014 23:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad "iPhone 5S for $1 only"
←Rate | 02-21-2014 23:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon TV a silent weapon. It's the downfall ofsociety as we know it.
←Rate | 02-10-2014 20:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon "for just 15 cents a day" ...*changeschannel*
←Rate | 01-23-2014 23:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon If a niqqa slap me on Vine the rest of the fight will continue on YouTube
←Rate | 01-23-2014 23:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon They should of put Justn Bieber in Rikers Island prison with lifers.
←Rate | 01-23-2014 22:54 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon During love making she said "deeper" so I rolled over and started reading her poetry.
←Rate | 01-23-2014 00:04 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only time its acceptable for a girl 2 spit is if its into another girls mouth
←Rate | 01-20-2014 22:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon If she watches trash tv that's how her personality is too
←Rate | 01-20-2014 22:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon That's a lovely shade of Instagram you're wearing
←Rate | 01-18-2014 01:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oven mitts and rubber gloves are thegloves that females wear in their respectedsports
←Rate | 01-14-2014 22:25 by FADOLO Comments (0)  

   messageicon I only takeSTD test in jail. I like all my bad news atone time
←Rate | 12-24-2013 10:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


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