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   messageicon For the people who believe in this Rapture nonsense. Here's some information that will shock your gullible mind. In new Zealand it is now: Saturday May 21 and the current time is 7:42 AM ...havent heard anything from them yet.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 00:19 by Esoteric Comments (1)  


   messageicon People will always have an opinion about you. Whether positive or negative. They will tell you to your face or behind your back. Do what makes you happy. Live your life to the fullest. Life is too short to worry about someone's opinions.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 16:46 by esoteric Comments (0)  


   messageicon beginning to think that this whole "being an adult" thing is not as fun as I had envisioned as a child, except for the alcohol part.
←Rate | 01-07-2011 07:03 by Esoteric Comments (0)  


   messageicon Crazy? I was crazy once. My parents locked me in a round room and told me to sit in the corner. Corner? I couldn't find a corner! That bugged me. Bugs? I hate bugs. They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once...
←Rate | 12-23-2010 20:36 by Esoteric Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do more than belong.. Participate! Do more than care.. Help! Do more than believe.. Trust! Do more than be fair.. Be kind! Do more than forgive.. Forget! Do more than dream.. Work! Life keeps going, be part of it..
←Rate | 12-18-2010 10:31 by Esoteric Comments (2)  


   messageicon This kid at the store is screaming so loud that I think I just became sterile.
←Rate | 12-18-2010 10:28 by Esoteric Comments (1)  


   messageicon 90% of the time when I say "brb" it just means I don't want to talk to you anymore
←Rate | 12-18-2010 10:28 by Esoteric Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you can fall apart no matter how strong you are.
←Rate | 12-18-2010 10:27 by Esoteric Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate liars, but I love a good bedtime story.
←Rate | 12-18-2010 10:26 by Esoteric Comments (1)  


   messageicon If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 23 old ladies.
←Rate | 12-18-2010 10:26 by Esoteric Comments (0)  



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