Erica Funny Status Messages

   Time Magazine names "The Protestor" as Person of the Year. If you disagree, congratulations, you just won Person of the Year!

   If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.

   I'm beginning to think the wireless mouse was invented just so there was one less thing to hang yourself with at work.

   If you're a white guy with cornrows it should be several acres and in Nebraska.

   Does complaining count as protesting? Cause if so, I'm now a two-time winner of this Time Person of the Year thing.