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   messageicon Paul Ryan joins older siblings, Rex and Rob, in attempt to lead dozens of grown men determined to undermine him.
←Rate | 10-22-2015 22:14 by DS Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Curious George's owner is getting his azz pinched off today for St Patty's Day
←Rate | 03-17-2010 07:29 by ds Comments (0)  


   messageicon So...Tiger Woods, Kobe Bryant, and Ben Rothelisberger walk into a bar........
←Rate | 03-07-2010 06:31 by ds Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Valentines Day baby, just to prove my love to you I am going to take you to Red Lobster today for lunch and let you get appetizers and shiattt
←Rate | 02-14-2010 09:37 by ds Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a night...can't remember a thing...why is there waffle house syrup in the bed..the lingerie hanging from the chandelier is hot! but, umm, where are the girls? were there....any...girls here last night????
←Rate | 01-26-2010 09:02 by ds Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of my best relationships now are with people who I dont have relationships with anymore.....
←Rate | 01-25-2010 18:41 by ds Comments (0)  


   messageicon I measure the wealth of my day by asking myself did I add more friends today over friends who have deleted me on Facebook
←Rate | 01-22-2010 13:29 by ds Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter always reminds to think ahead for the springtime...meaning...gotta find somewhere to hide the bodies when the snow thaws.......
←Rate | 01-11-2010 09:56 by ds Comments (0)  


   messageicon My New Year's Resolution is to finish what I star........
←Rate | 01-05-2010 21:53 by ds Comments (0)  


   messageicon After all these years It finally hit me why Prison/Jail is called "The Pokey"
←Rate | 12-20-2009 17:41 by ds Comments (0)  



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