DAYAM Funny Status Messages

   Obesity doesn't run in your family - NO ONE runs in your family!!!

   Hey, does anyone know if the Bears are playing today?

   just spent an hour at Walmart and I no longer believe in evolution.

   When playing The Telephone Game, I like to whisper to the next person, "I'm going to kill you," and then nod and smile encouragingly.

   has a new slogan for TSA: Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants!!!

   Quick!! Someone make a status update about tomorrow being Monday and how you're already counting down the days until the weekend is here...

   going to name her next pet Peeve.

   thinks that Edward Scissorhands should be very much afraid of Edward Rockhands...

   thinks instead of asking why your dog eats out of your cat's litter box, maybe you should be asking why your cat is pooping delicious treats!

   thinks whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana...