Cyndi Funny Status Messages

   We live in a " paper straw wrapped in plastic" kind of world. It's all stupid

   The fact that anyone thought Todd Chrisley was straight is wild to me

   I don't care how obese Trump is, I want his mushroom deep inside me.

   Are yall gonna watch Biden and the state of delusion address

   Every other countries policy: you don't work, you don't eat! USA policy: you work, you don't eat!

   They say do what you do best. Stripper pole, here I come.

   Looks like facebook put itself in facebook jail

   Anybody on Meth need a job??? I'm opening a haunted house soon & I need zombies

   Dr fauci just announced we all have to wear jock straps now to stop the spread of covid

   Presidents day is canceled until we get one.