CindyAnn Funny Status Messages

   Facebook is a major city, Twitter is a vacation spot, and My space is a ghost town.

   Dear Me, I just wanted to remind you that it's okay to say "No" once in awhile. I'll let you in on a little secret-the world will go on! Love, Me

   Some people in your life are there to serve a certain purpose, well this is your notice your services are no longer needed.

   sometimes when I read certain things it's like having my eyes raped by stupidity.

   Got a flat tire... Pulled over to change it. Stupid guy says, "Did your tire go flat?" I said " No, I was driving along and the other 3 just swelled up!"

   Why can't the world come to Peace rather than Pieces?

   Do you ever stop and think about the days before Facebook, when you would do something and actually not tell anyone?

   The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.

   How dare you steal my status and not like it first! Stop.............(runs after) thief!!!

   Think I'm about to have a boregasm.