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   messageicon Facebook is a major city, Twitter is a vacation spot, and My space is a ghost town.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 18:40 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Me, I just wanted to remind you that it's okay to say "No" once in awhile. I'll let you in on a little secret-the world will go on! Love, Me
←Rate | 02-25-2012 18:19 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people in your life are there to serve a certain purpose, well this is your notice your services are no longer needed.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 18:16 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes when I read certain things it's like having my eyes raped by stupidity.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 06:06 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a flat tire... Pulled over to change it. Stupid guy says, "Did your tire go flat?" I said " No, I was driving along and the other 3 just swelled up!"
←Rate | 02-20-2012 06:01 by CindyAnn Comments (1)  


   messageicon Why can't the world come to Peace rather than Pieces?
←Rate | 02-11-2012 19:30 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you ever stop and think about the days before Facebook, when you would do something and actually not tell anyone?
←Rate | 02-09-2012 12:31 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 12:17 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon How dare you steal my status and not like it first! Stop.............(runs after) thief!!!
←Rate | 02-09-2012 11:00 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think I'm about to have a boregasm.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 09:56 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I fart, because it's the only gas I can afford.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 09:15 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 08:12 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon To make a long story short...I walk away.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 08:05 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon My "I hate you" face must look very similar to my "tell me more" face. I'll have to work on that.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 07:13 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wife math: "it was like 100 bucks" = it was at least $250.00.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 06:05 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls who are on the same menstrual cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 05:56 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Secret to using the best approach when attempting to engage in conversation with me ... don't.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 05:29 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I'm not in your "top stories" when you open Facebook, then your Facebook is broken! ~ Me, probably.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 04:59 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I think of a good status update in the shower, I run out dripping & naked and post it before the internet ends and it's too late.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 04:35 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just when I think I couldn't possibly be any lazier, I surprise myself.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 04:14 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  



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