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   messageicon if you go from a smarthphone to a regular cell phone, you are automatic taken back to 2003 where we all lived like savages
←Rate | 01-09-2011 18:53 by Bruno Comments (0)  

   messageicon the best gift is the one that keeps giving Thats why I bought my wife a stripper pole this year
←Rate | 12-29-2010 15:27 by Bruno Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I have to cut down on my friends so I may have to delete some of you". you mean I don't have to read your 'ugh its Monday' or 'blah blah hump day' or 'tgif' posts anymore? Well, let me make a preemptive strike on that.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 18:35 by Bruno Comments (0)  

   messageicon I want a job in construction. I want to apply to be that guy who is never doing anything when you drive by slowly because they are merging lanes. this guy can usually be seen holding a cigarette and wearing his football teams logo on his hard hat
←Rate | 09-03-2010 18:30 by Bruno Comments (0)  

   messageicon there needs to be a new traffic light color. something like blue that means 'hey idiot, stop texting the lights about to turn Green'
←Rate | 09-03-2010 18:20 by Bruno Comments (0)  

   messageicon baffled how I have to wake up early every day and deal with people who are unpleasant and David Carusso still has an acting job.
←Rate | 08-12-2010 18:02 by Bruno Comments (0)  


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