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   messageicon No matter who wins, they will likely be impeached and their vice president will take over
←Rate | 11-08-2016 07:36 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging by my news feed this week, people are outraged by the amount of recent killings AND trespassing on personal property from Pokémon GO players. Stop the madness, people!
←Rate | 07-08-2016 09:26 by brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.
←Rate | 12-09-2015 11:45 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Interwebs, You guys go nuts over a stupid dress, and now Spock is dead! This is why we can't have nice things. Stop it, K? Thx.
←Rate | 02-28-2015 06:05 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in: iOS 8.0.2 comes with a new toggle switch to straighten out your bent iPhone 6 Plus.
←Rate | 09-26-2014 06:16 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon it me? Or do these new iPhone 6 issues have a lot of people bent out of shape?
←Rate | 09-24-2014 06:23 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon After getting an astronomical quote from my mechanic, I am going to try the ABS challenge. That's where I drive my car without anti lock breaks, until someone donates for me to get it fixed!
←Rate | 08-29-2014 02:51 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like the idea of having to go on in a world where good people like Robin Williams is no longer with us, but Justin Beiber is still alive and well.
←Rate | 08-11-2014 23:25 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, for the last time, I do not want to build a snowman.
←Rate | 05-09-2014 21:40 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congrats to Comcast! Finally, somebody is happy to have Time-Warner Cable.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 04:29 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sale of Time Warner Cable to Comcast will be completed between 8am and 1pm depending on if the CEO is late at another appointment
←Rate | 02-14-2014 04:26 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Comcast acquiring Time Warner Cable is like Nickelback and Creed deciding to go on tour together.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 04:17 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
←Rate | 01-29-2014 06:54 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the Jehovas Witnesses: Happy 12:30am on a Wednesday!!!
←Rate | 01-01-2014 00:28 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Goal for 2014: Continue to live forever. So far, so good.
←Rate | 12-31-2013 22:22 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment you read a girls status that shouts out how much she loves her "brother", meanwhile you know shes an only child. #friendzoned
←Rate | 12-29-2013 03:44 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can really see how much Americans care about their government when they are more worried about GTA Online's current shutdown instead.
←Rate | 10-01-2013 13:14 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Drake rapped about coming out of the closet: I started as a bottom, now I'm queer!
←Rate | 09-05-2013 11:29 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't forget to set your clocks back 200 years before you go to bed tonight.
←Rate | 07-14-2013 10:13 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time you'll ever catch me poppin a molly is when that b1tch is talkin sh1t. #powrightinthekisser
←Rate | 07-05-2013 06:47 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


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