Bobo The Chimp Funny Status Messages

   Meanwhile one million men got to enjoy a quiet afternoon at home without anyone nagging them.

   Which part of this $5.99 Walmart t-shirt makes you wonder if I would like to see the wine list?

   Hopefully Harrison Ford replaced his divot.

   I'm just here so I won't get fined.

   What time does that rioting and looting reality show start tonight?

   When I squeeze a tube of 'whitening toothpaste' and it’s blue, I’m like, well this is off to a bad start.

   In Finland when a baby is born you just throw a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name.

   Alcohol is the leading cause of me getting yelled at for being a Pterodactyl on the coffee table.

   Ariana Grande is just a fancy way to order a medium ariana.

   Yes, how much for the baby jacuzzi? Ma'am, that's a crockpot.