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   messageicon When sone one yawns , do deaf people think they're screaming
←Rate | 09-29-2017 14:40 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even to this day, I still can't remember that time I had amnesia.
←Rate | 07-26-2017 21:19 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're a welder than knows how to lay pipe, you're about to get RICH , !!!!!!
←Rate | 01-24-2017 18:50 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hear they are running a special on Harambe and noodles at the local Cincinnati China Dragon!
←Rate | 05-31-2016 18:03 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The " I got your nose game" is to be played with children! Try it on your pharmacist or the cashier at Target and they will call security!
←Rate | 07-26-2014 13:42 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Nancy Pelosi gets one more facelift , she's going to have to start brushing her teeth with Vagasil .
←Rate | 05-15-2014 19:33 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hangout. It just says I can't get within 50 ft of you. So you wanna play catch or frisbee or something?
←Rate | 12-24-2013 19:22 by BigToe Comments (2)  


   messageicon If I meet my maker as a result of gun violence , let it be said that I went in a shootout not a shooting .
←Rate | 12-18-2012 19:12 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's with all this bullying crap ... Bullying has been around since the T'rex punked a lizard . You want to stop bullying teach your kid how to defend themselves , bullies hate a fight .
←Rate | 12-07-2012 17:17 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Biden's teeth are so white , they'll probably vote for Romney .
←Rate | 10-13-2012 14:19 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ran 3 miles after work today and stopped by Arby's and got me LARGE chedder cheese and roast beef samich and some fries . Take that Michelle .
←Rate | 08-15-2012 19:12 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is so hot here ( How hot is it ) . It's so hot while I was mowing grass I saw Satan laying under a tree begging for an IV ..
←Rate | 06-30-2012 15:53 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If buying cereal for the coveted toy inside is wrong , I don't want to be right .
←Rate | 05-18-2012 06:53 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa , before I try to explain . Just how much do you aleady know .
←Rate | 12-22-2011 17:35 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you were walking through the Mall today and saw me sitting in Santa's lap , it isn't what you think .
←Rate | 12-15-2011 14:09 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was just asked what the shelf life was of " fruit cake " , all I could say was when's the rapture .
←Rate | 12-04-2011 22:07 by BigToe Comments (0)  


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