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   messageicon Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me? Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
←Rate | 10-20-2009 23:15 by Ashden Ras Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear
←Rate | 10-20-2009 21:35 by Ashden Ras Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.
←Rate | 10-20-2009 21:32 by Ashden Ras Comments (0)  


   messageicon out like the Red Sox! good night!
←Rate | 10-16-2009 07:49 by Ashden Ras Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesnt want to die, not because he is afraid of death but because he is worried about all the crap people will find on his computer when hes gone.
←Rate | 09-21-2009 18:35 by Ashden Ras Comments (0)  


   messageicon running dangerously low on cheetos
←Rate | 09-18-2009 16:04 by Ashden Ras Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishes life was like a Nintendo game, if you had a problem you just take it out and blow on it. And everything would be fine
←Rate | 09-18-2009 15:58 by Ashden Ras Comments (0)  


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