Aaron Wishart Funny Status Messages

   My homeless Sign would be... "Why live in a 1 million dollar house, when you could live under a 30 million dollar bridge"

   R.I.P Lindsay Lohan... She didnt really but I'm practicing...

   Big girls dont cry (They eat)

   I have a step ladder never knew my real ladder....

   i just saw snooki!!! oh wait it was Dani Da vito

   i just fell off a 20ft ladder.. good thing I was on the first step.

   harry potter is such a fake movie, like really a ginger with two friends

   I dont talk to strangers, but I will stare and judge like I know them. Thanks for that skill grandma

   Russel Brand files for divorce from Katy Perry... I wonder if she kissed a girl and he didnt like it.