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   messageicon all of mankind can be divided in two groups: morning people and those who want to kill morning people...guess for which one I'm cleaning and loading my gun!
←Rate | 05-07-2015 23:57 by ARM Comments (0)  


   messageicon a folder named SPAM... ironically none of the mails reference meat but most of them talk about wieners!
←Rate | 02-21-2015 22:04 by ARM Comments (0)  


   messageicon definition of work: activities carried out to maximize the time between two tantrums from my boss!
←Rate | 02-05-2015 12:00 by ARM Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm bipolar, my boyfriend had me tested
←Rate | 01-14-2015 23:14 by ARM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Luis Suarez has signed with barcelona for 70 million euros...that's a big bite out of the team's budget!
←Rate | 07-11-2014 11:05 by ARM Comments (0)  


   messageicon that that tenth doctor is a selfish idiot, he never recommends anything!
←Rate | 08-20-2013 03:11 by ARM Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's no premature ejaculation, the truth is that women arrive late everywhere!
←Rate | 10-18-2012 11:28 by Arm Comments (0)  


   messageicon 666: Some see it as evil, I see it as 3 six-packs!
←Rate | 12-03-2011 19:22 by ARM Comments (0)  


   messageicon climbed a tree yesterday and fell... I've finally matured!
←Rate | 10-23-2011 22:41 by ARM Comments (0)  


   messageicon if cows could fly, would they all migrate to India?
←Rate | 09-02-2011 01:21 by ARM Comments (0)  



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