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   messageicon I wonder what comes out when you vomit in a brita filter
←Rate | 09-11-2011 19:14 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:46 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:45 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excellent time to become a missing person.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:43 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Test tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:37 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's 2011, you think we would have toothpaste the doesn't ruin orange juice by now.
←Rate | 01-04-2011 18:52 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon How awkward do you think Prince William's stag is going to be when he realizes he's stuffing pictures of his Gran into a strippers thong?
←Rate | 12-06-2010 23:42 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon So when your sexting...do you get a phoner?
←Rate | 11-15-2010 23:02 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon I didnt fall for you...i tripped and fell cause your to ugly!!
←Rate | 11-11-2010 23:57 by ANGELA Comments (6)  


   messageicon aim for the moon, if you miss youll be among the stars"..then pressure & lack of o2 will make your as@hole explode out of your nostrils.
←Rate | 11-06-2010 20:34 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its pretty sad I have to put parental controls on Google just to get pumpkin ideas.. Do not Google anything ending with "on a broom".
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:14 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders “Why its called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky???”
←Rate | 10-26-2010 17:12 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon if common sense was made out of chocolate you wouldnt have enought to fill a smartie...
←Rate | 10-25-2010 17:18 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon am I the only one who gets the urge to kick small children when I see them walking really slowly in front of me?
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:37 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Laundry, my old nemesis…so we meet again. And I see you have brought your sidekick, Dirty Dishes with you. Well played evil villian, well played.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:35 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon **when I die don't write "R.I.P" on my grave. . write "B.R.B"**
←Rate | 10-21-2010 13:40 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon has just realized it doesnt matter if the glass is half empty or half full...either way it just means there is still room for more vodka!
←Rate | 10-15-2010 18:57 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
←Rate | 10-15-2010 16:54 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


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