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   messageicon Even if your not successful in life , You are guaranteed to get two certificates
←Rate | 10-24-2015 01:27 by @uxbridgeguy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Police officers say anything you say will be taken down and make be used as evidence .. your answer should always be please officer don't hit me again
←Rate | 09-30-2015 14:53 by @uxbridgeguy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
←Rate | 05-15-2015 12:20 by @uxbridgeguy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.
←Rate | 01-16-2015 04:35 by @uxbridgeguy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please God let me show you being a millionaire won't spoil or change me
←Rate | 01-15-2015 13:21 by @uxbridgeguy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just been accused of being condescending , that's where you talk down to people.
←Rate | 01-15-2015 13:21 by @uxbridgeguy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I refused to believe that my road worker father was stealing from his job but when I got home all the signs were there.
←Rate | 01-15-2015 13:20 by @uxbridgeguy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone stole my Microsoft office and they're gonna pay , you have my word
←Rate | 01-15-2015 13:20 by @uxbridgeguy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
←Rate | 01-15-2015 13:20 by @uxbridgeguy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would pick up a hitchhiker wearing an "I Heart Murder" t-shirt before I'd pick up a call from a blocked number.
←Rate | 12-22-2014 13:14 by @uxbridgeguy Comments (0)  



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