@rush1oc Funny Status Messages

   "Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."

   Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

   Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

   A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

   The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

   Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

   A friend in need is a pest indeed.

   A fool is a 37th floor window washer who steps backs to see his work.

   I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

   A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice...