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   messageicon Lesson Of The Day: Watch who you eat ribs with.
←Rate | 05-08-2013 11:37 by @QPid901 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best thing about VDay is the reese's peanut butter cups are ALWAYS fresh!
←Rate | 02-13-2013 23:35 by @qpid901 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Nerf, Table legs hurt! Fix that. Sincerely, Stubbed Toe
←Rate | 02-19-2012 19:25 by @qpid901 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"I got 99 chores and I ain't did one." - Lay Z
←Rate | 12-03-2011 16:00 by @qpid901 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Republicans complain about people on welfare and unemployment benefits but want their businesses bailed out. Thats what I call "corporate welfare".
←Rate | 10-30-2011 16:31 by @qpid901 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just witnessed a grown man run down an escalator the wrong way. Most embarrassing thing...it was my dad
←Rate | 06-11-2011 04:20 by @qpid901 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news: Lebron James is taking his talents to Vancouver. Found out they only have to play 3 periods in the NHL, not 4.
←Rate | 06-10-2011 01:05 by @qpid901 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to everyone who ever gave GOD I mean Bishop Eddie Long Stroke money. Your money got put to good use today. I'm sure GOD is proud. Shout out to the Building Fund also. That private bedroom he has in his office must be nice.
←Rate | 05-26-2011 21:37 by @qpid901 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Harold Camping, we all make mistakes. It's not the end of the world...
←Rate | 05-22-2011 02:06 by @QPid901 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beyonces new song is so horrible i'd rather hear Betty White & John McCain make sex noises.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 13:56 by @Qpid901 Comments (0)  



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