@iTechnoBoy Funny Status Messages

   "LOL" is the new way of saying "I really have nothing to say."

   I almost had a 3som last night, I just needed 2 more people.

   $950 for an iPhone 6 off contract’)... Airplane mode better take me on vacation

   I hate when girls say, "you probably say that to every girl." don't you use the same resume when applying to different jobs?

   Why do porn sites have a "Share to Facebook" button? Who watches porn and thinks, "You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends."

   I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the f**k he was protecting his eyes from.

   Relationships are like drugs. They either kill you or give you the best feeling of your life.

   Think befor you speak, Google befor you post !

   Dear girls who apply for a job at hooters. Do they hand you a bra and say fill this out?

   Dear 12 year old on Facebook, how are you in a complicated relationship? Did someone steal your cookies?