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   messageicon If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
←Rate | 09-26-2018 12:24 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just ordered a plunger and a spatula on Amazon so next time you order one and it recommends the other, you can thank me
←Rate | 05-20-2018 23:15 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I made sushi at home for the first time. I subsituted a hotdog for the raw tuna, a bun for the rice, and mustard for the wasabi!
←Rate | 05-13-2018 20:26 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who else's favorite Spring time game is "Guess how deep that pothole really is."
←Rate | 04-18-2018 22:01 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its still winter because Mother Nature saw all our summer bodies and decided we weren't ready yet.
←Rate | 04-17-2018 19:12 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am making an omelet out of Cadbury Eggs and jellybeans.
←Rate | 04-02-2018 17:13 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (1)  


   messageicon I love millennials. Their are so many parallel parking spaces they don't know how to park.
←Rate | 04-01-2018 20:42 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (1)  


   messageicon No matter what happens in life, NEVER give up on my dreams. That is why I sleep till noon.
←Rate | 03-09-2018 16:49 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (1)  


   messageicon One good thing about this winter snow storm, is it makes my lawn look as good as my neighbors.
←Rate | 01-03-2018 14:12 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be right back, I'm gonna go pet that dog. Me, drunk, about to get butted by a goat. 🐐
←Rate | 12-29-2017 19:28 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (1)  



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