@BoyGotJokes Funny Status Messages

   If I go on a cruise, I'm sleeping in the lifeboat area

   I am super tired... well its regular tired except I have a cape... okay just a blanket and one hell of an imagination

   I know my dream woman is out there.. and that her boring friend is the one into me..

   Ohhh, you wanted an iPad? I thought you said pet rock, dang

   A Jealous Woman Does Better Research Than A FBI Agent

   Hi My name is Miggz, I enjoy counting money and dancing when there is no music playing

   dear santa, I found the shoes I want, text me for my size

   FB should just stop asking me whats on my mind and ask "What kinda nonsense do you want to tell everyone this time"

   I like to buy kids loud gifts and laugh at how annoyed their parents are gonna get

   Single as a dollar and I'm not looking for change