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   messageicon No you may not "Axe" me a question... I don't speak Walmart!
←Rate | 01-13-2014 20:37 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to make some new Haters, the old ones are starting to like me!
←Rate | 01-11-2014 01:14 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!
←Rate | 01-06-2014 11:08 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon People with really bad attitudes should move to Colorado and Be Happy And Worry!
←Rate | 01-02-2014 20:38 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon With everyone off work on this first day of the New Year good reason to stay in bed and enjoy your New Years Hump Day!
←Rate | 01-01-2014 07:59 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon New Years Day I will be 100, so New Years Eve I'm going to party like I'm 19 @ 99!
←Rate | 12-30-2013 00:34 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon May the sweat of a billion camels invade your crouch and armpits and the smell of a million skunks invade your breath!
←Rate | 12-23-2013 08:14 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing!
←Rate | 12-15-2013 10:19 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon My bartender can beat up your psychiatrist, now pop a pill while I have a drink!
←Rate | 12-14-2013 23:24 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need a hug and a beer, this climate stuff is stressing me!
←Rate | 12-14-2013 18:58 by Lil-David Comments (0)  



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